I am changing my name.

artyplantsman

Yes, that is right. I am changing my name.

I know what you are all thinking. Some variant on the following:

“Aha! He is going on the run! One or more of the following is looking for him;

  • Private detective
  • Creditors
  • Angry husbands
  • Ministry of Defence police (long story)
  • Some gorgeous lust-crazed (hopefully female) stalker “

Well. If you want to know the story you will have to go and visit my beloved buddy and sister-from-another-mister, Linda.

Apologies if you are one of those loyal friends who has already visited and read that post. Read it again if you like.

When you are over there please consider contributing something yourself. Maybe you do not consider yourself funny? Well I can reassure you there – If you read my blog then there is definitely something funny about you…..

Seriously though. Please help to keep this series going. If begging does not work please remember that if Linda is disappointed then her dog Walter will be upset.

Walter is huge.

You have been warned.

Published by artyplantsman

Frustrated artist and plantsman from Northern England

31 Comments

  4. That’s so much for the plug my dear friend! Yes, my Guest in Jest series really needs some new contributors. We need you if you have a funny post that you’ve already published, want to write a new one or even have a funny joke! Just contact me at on my blog Everyone Else Has the Best Titles (just click the link ‘Linda’ above) or email me directly at mainepaperpusher@yahoo.com Thanks in advance! Walter thanks you, too!

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  7. 😂😂😂😂 So there are 3 of you. What are the chances, huh?!

    There is another with my first and last name that I discovered on Facebook. She lives in Niagara Falls, Canada. What’s with the Canadians and stealing people’s names?! 😂😂😂

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