Hello Uncle Darren’s friends! It is me, Molly! The old bugger is suffering in bed so I have pinched his WP account again.
I bet you all think Uncle Darren is a kind, big hearted hooman? Well I am here to put the record straight! He is a big meanie!
I come here, out of the goodness of my heart, to brighten his New Year just with my super-cute presence. What happens? I am in the house no more that five minutes and he starts sniffing then drags me off for a (I can barely bring myself to write the word): B.A.T.H
It takes weeks of careful dedicated rolling in stuff to cultivate a good smell. And now it is gone. Gone. Worse – they replaced it with yucky lavender.
And my camouflaging layer of nursery mud has gone too! I am so white I can be seen from space! Just thankful I don’t live here all the time or my doggy street cred would be shot.
See – he isn’t the man you thought he was. Be warned!
This is me clean and sulking:
Now I am off to out him on Instagram before he wakes up again!
Haha… Sorry Molly for laughing at your chagrin. You do look sad indeed. But very pretty! Why don’t you like lavender? It smells lovely.
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Lovely??? No wonder Uncle Darren likes you so much – you are just as mad as him! What is wrong with proper scents like fox poo and stagnant pond water?
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Hehe! Yes, you are right, Molly. We are both a bit insane. But Darren love you so much. Don’t be mad at him. ❤️
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But Molly, you look so silky soft! Like a plumped-up cushion.
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But I want to look all feral and wolfish! Though Uncle Darren has pointed out that he has never seen a muddy wolf.
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😁😂😂
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Molly, you need to be more assertive and remind him that plenty of play time will make amends and put you in high spirits again!
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Or I could do what I did last night: bark incessantly at him when he was trying to eat his dinner, and puke in his shoe. Vengeance is mine!!!!
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Sounds like you handled it to perfection! He’ll think twice before the word ‘bath’ is mentioned again!!
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He just said he will send me to the groomers next time and I can puke in her shoes instead! And he will tell her to give me a poodle cut!
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Lol! 😂😎
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😂 Poor Molly. Love her ❤
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She is a proper little mischief! But we love her too❤
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Oh, the horror. But you do look quite fluffy now so all is not lost.
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I made sure there are still some matted bits in amongst the fur!
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Molly, I hope you made sure that Uncle Darren gave you a LOT of treats. I’m not talking about those silly dog treats. I mean real-people treats that you are never supposed to have. He’ll learn eventually that you will puke in his shoes if you are not treated properly. Or next time it would be two shoes…of different pairs! Snuggle hugs Mol! And Walter sends slobbery kisses, too. He says that will help with the lavender smell.
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I knew you and Walter would understand! Heh – he tripped (unassisted, honest) in the kitchen last night and some garlic bread fell off his plate. It did not hit the floor before I caught it! But then Aunty Susan made me drop it!!!! They are BOTH big meanies!!
Send Walter over – he is big enough to help me sort ’em out! Kisses back to him❤.
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Oh sweetie, you live such a hard life when you are there. I bet you’ll be happy when your Mom comes home!
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Lol. 😀
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Uncle Darren, if I send Esme over can you make her smell beautiful. Little does she know that tomorrow she and Molly will be smelling the same 🌟😊💗
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Molly is well on her way back to square one! Only one more night then she goes home.
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Oh yes, it doesn’t take long for them to get back to the wild scent. I wish they understood snuggles would be given if they would only stay clean.😊😂
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Oh Molly, I’m sure you’re likely home by now, but I just wanted you to know, although I’m sure that bath was just awful, you look so cute and fluffy and that pouting face is just too cute!
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Susan saw her yesterday and reports that she still smells of lavender but it now has a tinge of eau-de-molly and she seems much happier😊. I will pass on your message😊
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Oh, poor Molly! I’m so sorry you had to go through this, and lavender too, that’s just too much! Bad Darren! 😉😂
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Darren is now whimpering in the corner wearing the same expression! You tell him!😊
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Oh my,if kurt was closer he sure would have share his chocolate with those sad eyes🐶
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The way to Molly’s heart😊💕
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Well….she is a woman after all and everybody knows that women’ s best friend are actually chocolates …..not diamonds 😉🍫
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